Whoah whoaaah!

aaaand down.

Shame on you target.

Always wondered where people were gettin these from

Pathet.

Nothin like eatin din and watchin a movie by yourself at ten on sat night ha.

Momma's boy

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Seems like only yesterday!

Happy 1st birthday my sweet Gretta Bean!

She'll be walking soon! Oh how fast time flies...

OMG.

Made these pants for jason...

They're a little small but the craftsmanship is superb. Haha

Finally got neutral milk hotel on vinyl. Stoked!

ABRAHAM!

Funky Japanese drink with marble in it

NC museum of art

Oh hai.

Big snake in a bush NBD

Ha!

Yes!

Isn't she so pretty?!!!!!!!!!!

Wedding day! Brunch time

Hahahaha

Happy Birthday Billy!

DIY wedding flowers :)

Attempting to relax after getting a ticket :(

Aw VA my old home <3

Ok so this water tower looked way more like a ufo in person

Here i come bia!

Still not fully awake ha

Oops...

Gross...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to throw up when i see/hear anything related to KE$HA. I bet her breath smells like a bucket of turds.

Finally got a chance to use my corn skewers Heidi!

These donuts...

Prolly won't break your diet

Storm's a comin

Perks of livin near family...

Free babysitting for free labor

Kitteh and bebeh

Happy Birthday Particle!!!!!!

I miss you sooooooooooooooooooooo much! <3

Time to work your magic!

Dear body

Please fall asleep before i go insane. Love, Julia.

Thanks nc for givin me the WORST SKIN EVER

Only my mom...

...would send a thank you package to thank me for sending her a mother's day package haha

High hopes.

Oh to be free in the wild!

New flips. Made from yoga mats...

Super comfy.

Cups fit in quite nicely :)

Yay! My dishes finally arrived :-)

Why the ginormous peanut filled box was necessary i have no idea.

Awww they're SO cute. Love them.

Success.

Possibly the evilest birds on the planet...

So this bird, the common Cuckoo, is pure evil. Mother Cuckoos actually sneak into other types of birds' nests, knock an egg out of said perpetrated nests, poop out one of their own eggs, and are gone within ten seconds. TOTAL jerks. Then, when their egg hatches, the chick is usually so much bigger than the other eggs/babies, it either scoots the unhatched eggs out of the nest or scoots the other babies out, so it can get ALL of the food! MEAN!!! Sometimes the cuckoo chicks are so large, they're like 5 times bigger than the surrogate momma bird and she feeds them anyway! (like the poor bamboozled momma bird above) The cuckoos just let the unsuspecting birds raise their babies while they go off on vacation sans responsibility. It's so much more sinister and dramatic though, all types of evil backstabbing revenge-induced actions involved you have no idea.

My life.... is this exciting.

Now you've done it...

We complained that one light bulb was flickering and now this guy showed up in total reluctant huffing and puffing mode. Didn't realize it was such a huge process! Ha poor dude.

Love!